B is for Breasts


As a public service, I am dedicating post #101 to an appreciation of breasts. Please excuse my use of such a clinical term.
But "breasts" is neutral regarding size and shape, and we are celebrating all the wonderful varieties, from boobs to tits.


Definitions:- There is of course an endless variety of terms used to describe breasts of various sizes and shapes,
not to mention "pet" names. But we are going to stick with the basics here:
      • Boobs emphasize roundness, and tend to be bigger.
      • Tits emphasize pertness, and tend to be smaller.
      • Most are actually intermediate, and are technically known as "tittyboobies".

Paper or Plastic?- David Spade said it best: "I like real-looking fake or fake-looking real." But, ladies, this cannot be over-
emphasized: bigger is not always better. I know you don't trust guys saying that, just as guys don't trust women when they say
'size doesn't matter'. But I'm not lying! Look at the "12 versions of Perfect" I list way below. They cover most sizes, most are real,
and the 2 biggest wouldn't be there if they weren't real. What they all are is shapely. Being shapely is just as hard for "too big"
as it is for "too small". I must admit that implants can look good, but there are many that don't. And there are some "points off"
simply for having them. Please don't rush to get them. And if you're already a successful nude model without them....WTF?!?!

The Wrong Thing the Right Way:- If you cannot be talked out of seeking surgical "help", please limit yourself to a modest
adjustment for shape. Using implants for a multiple-cup-size boost is a bad idea: there's a high risk of looking worse. And if you
"get away with it" once, STOP!! More than anything, don't fall into the trap of getting periodic "upgrades". That path always leads
to disaster...sooner or later they go one step (or 2...) too far. And there's no going back. So if you are tempted to go "fake",
remember: the key word is "real-looking" fake!

Enough Already:- Waitaminute. A feature on boobies & titties? See title—see picture links. I know where all the eyes went...
Nobody's reading this... I might as well have a trained monkey finishkfyuosb'd;lhj' aa 3 4yw g94 FKOFI .D,JJJJgiosjh hid][ s'hihe5
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Not 'The' List, Just 'A' List- An alphabetical list of some (120) of the best pics of some (≈240) of the bestest breastesses:
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Alana Soares
Alena Candover
Alesha Oreskovich
Allyson Luckner
Angel Boris -
Angela Little
Angela Melini
Anna-Marie Goddard -
Anna Clark
Annie-Claude Bolduc
April Renee
Ashley Allen
Avis Kimble
Barbara Edwards
Barbara Hillary
Bódi Sylvi
Candy Loving
Cara Wakelin -
Carrie Enwright
Carrie Stevens
Christine Maddox
Colleen Farrington
Cyndi Wood
Cynthia Arroyo
Cynthia Hall -
Cynthia Myers
Danielle Gamba
Davin Lexen
Debbie Boostrom -
Dedra Blake

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Donna Edmondson
Donna Ewin -
Dorothy Stratten
Erica Campbell
Gaye Rennie
Gwendolyn Hajek -
Harmony Guffey
Heather Faith
Helena Antonaccio
Ines Alecsandra
Jacqueline Sheen
Jaime Bergman
Jaime Hammer
Jami Farrell
Janet Lupo
Jennifer Cole
Jennifer Klarman
Jenny James
Jessica Lauren
Joan Bennett
Joy Behrman
Julie Clarke
Julie McCullough
Justine Greiner
Kara Monaco
Karen McDougal
Karen Witter -
Karla Conway
Katherine Hushaw
KC Winkler

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Kelly Monaco
Kimberly McArthur
Kimberly Rose
Klarissa Marie
Krista Ayne
Kristen Webb
Kristi Cline
Kym Malin
Lani Todd
Leah Darby
Lillian Müller
Linda O'Neil -
Linda Rhys Vaughn
Linda Summers
Lisa Kalison
Lisa Matthews -
Lisa Savage
Lorissa McComas -
Lorraine Olivia
Lorrie Menconi
Louann Fernald
Luann Lee
Lucia (<Tuscany)
Marilyn Lange
Melinda Windsor
Michele Drake
Monica Leigh
Nancy McNeil
Natasha Berko
Necole Velasquez

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Pamela Anderson
Patty Duffek
Priscilla Wright
Qiana Chase
Rachel Baker
Rachel Jeán Marteen
Roberta Vasquez
Rochelle Rivers
Rosanne Katon
Ruth Guerri
Ruthy Ross
Sarah Hutchinson
Saskia Linssen
Shannon Long
Sharry Konopski
Shelly Jones
Sondra (Sandy) Greenberg -
Sonia Vassileva
Stephanie Wood
Sung Hi Lee
Suzi Simpson
Sydney Michaels
Sydney Moon
Sylvia Kelly
Terry Califf
Tess Eggen
Tracey Hanna
Ursula Buchfellner
Veronika Zemanova
Victoria Silvstedt

All these models, at the time of these pics, needed absolutely NO booby-boosting or titty-tampering!
None at all, or at least no more than already done. ( And at least one was already one step past ideal
— Ideal being her original amazingly large, shapely, all-natural wonders. Why? Why?? Why??? )

- - [***Pursuant to a general appreciation of female mammarian accessories, aka "boobies", with the further interest of demonstrating a shred of humanity, -
- - the assembled Legal Staff of the thread entitled Creative Alphabet, with Commentary do hereby resolve, subject to full appraisal of such tax benefits as
- - may therewith acrue, to take into consideration a DONATION, not to exceed 10% of their collective 87% Legal Services share, i.e., a potential 8.7% share,
- - of the budget of said thread above identified as Creative Alphabet, with Commentary, for the express purpose of supporting research dedicated to the
- - acquisition of means of cure and/or prevention directed AGAINST the scourge of BREAST CANCER.***]

In case anyone still cares, the next letter is "C". . .


12 versions of Perfect: Lisa Matthews Donna Ewin Debbie Boostrom Cynthia Hall Gwendolyn Hajek \\ Poorly dressed?! These are my best THREADS ! -
Linda O'Neil Sondra Greenberg Angel Boris Karen Witter Cara Wakelin Anna-Marie Goddard Lorissa McComas . \\ The PLAYBOY WIKI

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